The morning I discovered my entire back fence line had disappeared under a wall of bamboo, I actually laughed — because what else do you do? Then I saw my vegetable garden. Or what used to be my vegetable garden. My neighbor’s bamboo had invaded my yard so completely that the raised beds I’d spent … Read more
I started my bamboo removal in winter because my neighbor’s dog kept using my yard as a bathroom, and I was convinced — completely, stubbornly convinced — that tearing out the bamboo hedge would somehow solve this. It would not. But what happened next accidentally taught me more about winter bamboo removal than any article … Read more
I want to tell you about the day I tried to dig up a small patch of bamboo in my backyard and ended up calling my neighbor at 9 PM covered in mud, holding a shovel I had somehow bent into an L-shape, and crying laughing. What started as a “quick Saturday project” turned into … Read more
I want to tell you about the afternoon I decided to dig out bamboo roots by hand using nothing but a standard garden trowel, a misplaced sense of confidence, and apparently zero understanding of what bamboo roots actually look like underground. Spoiler: the trowel snapped in half. My pride did not survive either. It started … Read more
I still remember the morning I walked into my spare bedroom and noticed a thin green shoot poking up through a crack in the baseboard. At first I thought it was a weed that had somehow snuck in. Then it hit me — bamboo growing into house, my house, through the foundation wall. My stomach … Read more
I still remember the sound — a low, muffled crack coming from the back patio on a Tuesday morning in late April. I thought maybe a branch had fallen overnight. What I found instead was a two-inch fissure splitting my concrete patio nearly in half, and a tangle of pale bamboo rhizomes snaking right through … Read more
The day I realized my bamboo had eaten my neighbor’s flower bed was the day I knew things had gotten serious. What started as a charming little privacy screen along my back fence had quietly — sneakily — spread six feet into Linda’s yard, strangling her hostas and creeping under her garden shed. She knocked … Read more
I want to tell you about the day I accidentally ordered what I thought was a small decorative bamboo plant and instead received something that looked like it could house a family of pandas. It arrived on my doorstep in a box so tall my mail carrier left a passive-aggressive note. My neighbor watched me … Read more
I still remember standing in my backyard in Phoenix, staring at a pile of dead plants and a credit card bill I didn’t want to open. I had spent nearly $400 on ornamental grasses, tropical shrubs, and yes — bamboo — that a well-meaning nursery employee swore would “do great out here.” Three months later, … Read more
I want to tell you about the day I accidentally ordered what I can only describe as “an alarming quantity of bamboo seeds” while half-asleep at 11 p.m., convinced I was being practical. My neighbor Larry — bless his heart — runs a leaf blower every Saturday morning at 7 a.m. like he’s personally declared … Read more